This diary was written for the New York Times - "What I Wore" Section - December 2011
December 7th, Paris
I wake up at 5:30 in the morning in my paris apartment to
catch a flight to Cologne, Germany. It's getting quite cold
in Europe now, so I choose one of my favorite winter
dresses, a 50s era tartan dress woven of purple, blue and
black wool with a classic feminine fit and flare shape.
After a delayed flight, lost time is made up when a big
black car takes me straight from the plane to my hotel, and
I manage to have that nap I was hoping for after all. I'm
appearing on Germany's top chat show to promote my perfume,
and I choose a green wool crepe one-shouldered Elie Saab
dress that I've been wearing over and over for several years
now. It's everything I love in a dress, beautiful fabric, an
hourglass shape, the perfect below the knee hemline and best
of all, timeless and worth every euro I paid for it! On the
one shoulder, I pin a brooch by a fabulous designer name
Larry Vrba, who is known for his huge, elaborate costume
jewelry pieces, coveted by collectors like me. The design of
it is centered around a deep teal-green lacquered shell,
with amber rhinestones surrounding it. I wear green silk six
inch round-toed pumps with a curvy heel which were orginally
made for me just as a prototype by Christian Louboutin when
I performed at the Crazy Horse Paris. He had designed a
special shoe shape just for me, and let me choose the
fabric, and I couldn't resist the roll of luscious green
duchess silk in his atelier in Paris. I suppose one wouldn't
think deep green shoes could be so wearable, but they've
been a staple in my wardrobe since the day I got them. I
wear the same dress to celebrate the success of the perfume
and the good news that I can begin the process of creating
my second one!
December 8th
I'm back in London to make an appearance at my Cointreau
Prive pop-up bar. I'm meeting a group of longtime fans of
mine, and some of them have been coming to see me in london
for over 15 years. I decide to give them a sneak peek at one
of my favorites from my new "Dita Von Teese Muse" dress
collection, a luscious black silk velvet dress that was
inspired by one of my favorite vintage dresses. It has a
deep plunging décolletage, and I've always worn it with
different bras to get a unique look, and so I figured it
would be a great dress to showcase the made-to-be seen bras
from my new lingerie collection, Von Follies! I choose my
favorite piece from the collection, an overwire bra that
creates a lovely plunging heart shape. I wear my classic
diamond-back seamed stockings, with black lace Louboutin
shoes to emulate the black lace of the bra. I wear a veiled
Stephen Jones hat with little black mink pom poms, and my
treasured Dior diamond ring, because I just love bright
white jewels against the blackest black velvet, don't you?
December 9th
I'm headed out to the English countryside for my friend
Fiona Leahy's weekend long birthday celebration. I'm wearing
a sleeveless 50s "new look" era dress with a plunging
neckline. It's heavy black wool with little flecks of pink,
and has a slim waist and full skirt. On one very chilly
Paris day, I had discovered that it looks especially nice in
the wintertime with my black Diane von Furstenberg sweater
underneath, so I wear it like this, with the added warmth of
the sweater. I wear brand new Christian Louboutin over the
knee leather boots that button up the sides like Victorian-
era boots. The weekend is at an incredible countryside
estate, beautifully decorated, with lots of grand taxidermy
and objects of curiosity....it feels like home!
The dress code for the evening's dinner and parlor games is
pajamas. Now, you must understand that I have been
collecting extravagant vintage loungewear for almost twenty
years, so I'm especially excited about this! I choose a
royal purple silk loungewear set which has a huge silk
Chinese-frog embellishment on the front and ties at the
waist with a big silken cord. It's actually a reproduction
of a 1940s pajama set that I have that is extremely rare and
beautiful, so much that I felt a need to have it copied out
of fear of anything ever happening to it! I wear a pair of
mink bunny slippers that my friend Catherine D'Lish made for
me for as a birthday gift. They are exquisite, with
Swarovski eyes and pink silk in the insides of their ears.
I've always thought she should start a business of making
these glamorous slippers!
December 10th
I wake up in my stately four poster bed, I'm wearing a
negligee I bought in paris. It's pale lime green silk with
beautiful black Chantilly lace overlay. I hear my friends
across the way in Fiona's room having breakfast, so I put on
my red silk velvet dressing gown and head over for tea. A
few hours later we decide that we should finally get dressed
and go for a walk. I wear a Louis Vuitton tartan waistcoat
from the famous Balmoral collection from a few years ago
that made me absolutely crazy with lust and desire! I pair
it with a slim black heavy weight wool skirt, a 40s trilby
hat and my button up LouBOOTins with flat heels. When we
come back, our boots are covered in mud, so after cleaning
them and polishing them, I change into black thigh high
leather boots which were made for me by Moschino a few years
ago when I walked in their runway show in Milan. The show
was inspired by the art of John Willie, so they're very
retro-fetishistic boots, with round toes, six inch heels and
leather covered buttons that go all the way up to the thigh.
Perfect for our afternoon of ferret racing. Yes, I said
ferret racing.
After the races, we warm up by the fire with
mulled wine, and then retreat to our rooms to dress for the
formal dinner. The theme is gold tie, but sadly I didn't get
the memo until after I had packed my bags, and anyway, I
decide that dressing in black only further showcases Fiona,
the birthday girl and our golden girl of the hour, not that
she needs any help to shine! I wear a 1940s wrap around
dress I've had for years, made of black crepe with long
fringe at the bottom. It's a slinky gown fit for a femme
fatale, no doubt. I wear a turn of the century-era crystal
belt which is about six inches tall, a real statement piece.
No real need for jewels with a belt like this! I had found
the buckle years ago at a flea market, and only recently got
round to having it mounted on a black velvet belt. It's the
first time I've ever worn it. I wear a pair of crystalized
Louboutin shoes, perfect for dancing. As the night goes on
and into the wee hours, I top off my look with a pair of
lace Maison Michel rabbit ears....a perfect way to cover up
signs of fatigue and perhaps too many cocktails!
December 11th
Today I'm on the train from London to Paris. I love the
challenge of dressing glamorously for travel, and one of my
best tricks is to wear a beautiful coat. One of my
favorites, a coat that I wear every winter for the past and
cuffs. It reminds me of a coat I once saw on display in a
museum, a Dior coat from the 1950s that belonged to
ballerina Margot Fonteyn. I wonder if my coat was a tribute
to this original Mr. Dior coat? Could be. Underneath I wear
a vintage Sant'Angelo black cashmere dress from the 80s.
It's like wearing a well-fitted, figure enhancing cashmere
blanket! I bought it at a fabulous store in LA called The
Way We Wore. I have my trusty Goyard Miss Saigon handbag
which has my monogram painted on it.
When I get to my Paris
apartment, I change into a long red silk dressing gown with
red tassels from the early 1900s that I'm sure belonged to
an interesting woman. It's quite a slinky gown, one which
I'm quite sure that no "respectable" lady from that era
would have worn....! Could she have been a showgirl? A
prostitute? I'm not sure, but she definitely knew a thing or
two about seduction. I bought this dressing gown many years
ago from a website called
www.thefrock.com
which is a wonderful website dealing with the very very finest in
vintage haute couture. You can even purchase historic
personally owned dresses of Marlene Dietrich and Joan
Crawford. There really is no other vintage website like it.
Next I dress for dinner. I'm meeting my friend Ali Mahdavi
who is my favorite photographer in the world. If I had my
way, he would shoot every single photo of me! He even
created a contraption you can wear that gives you the
perfect Dietrich lighting anywhere you go! It's a chilly but
sexy night in paris, so naturally I begin my dressing ritual
with my signature fully-fashioned seamed stockings. I have
my own brand which are made on the 1940s era mills. I'm also
test-driving my new lingerie collection, so I choose a
garterbelt that I haven't tried yet to see if it can stand
up to the task of keeping my seams straight all night. Six
straps rather than the usual four are the trick that helps
accomplish this important task. I decide to wear basic
black, because Ali loves it when I keep my clothing simple
and black; he says it showcases a woman's beauty by not
distracting from her. I can agree with that, but mostly I
choose black because I feel unstoppable when I dress as a
femme fatale... I choose a pair of black Christian
Louboutins, because that flash of red sole is
quintessentially "fatale". I also wear a Stephen Jones face
veil in black. When I was a little girl, my mother would buy
me old veiled vintage hats from yard sales, and I would wear
them around and dream of being a grown lady, so veiling my
eyes has been a longtime obsession. If there's one thing I
lament about the past, it's the fact that wearing
extravagant hats was a part of everyday life. But anyway, I
do like my iphone and things like that, so I'm happy it's
not 1940.
December 12th
I declare today a day of domesticity at Chez Von Teese.
Laundry, organizing, marketing, cooking and general home-
beautification. A lot of people ask what I wear around the
house. A tracksuit? Sweatpants? Do I secretly indulge in
wearing jeans when no one's watching?? Hardly. But, on the
flip side, am I wearing sky high boudoir slippers and a
maribou-trimmed robe, Swarovski-embellished feather duster
in hand? Not today, actually. Most days I wear a dressing
gown around the house, but those dramatic sleeves tend to
get caught on things as I rush from room to room, so today
I'm wearing one of my vintage slips with one of my Wheels &
Dollbaby cardigans I designed over the top. When I was in
high school, I couldn't afford the latest jeans, so shopping
for cheap vintage pieces was my way of being stylish. One of
my favorite casual looks was to wear 50s era slips and
bustiers with a black cardigan thrown over my shoulders.
When I decide to go to the market, I just throw on a forest-
green 40s style Sonia Rykiel coat over the slip, put on a
pair of warm Chantal Thomass black lace tights and ballet
flats. I stay in my slip all afternoon until I go to my
pilates class. My pilates uniform is simple; black capri
leggings and a Rachel Pally fitted black t-shirt. There are
no trainers in my wardrobe. In pilates, we don't wear
trainers, which may be another good reason for choosing to
do it rather than go jogging. I bundle up in the Sonia coat,
cashmere scarf, and a pair of rubber "wellies" boots I
picked up in Gstaad in February. It's hailing in Paris. Yes,
hailing. And so off I go, braving a walk in the hail for the
sake of my "art".
In the evening, I welcome Mr. Pearl over
to my place for my signature cocktail, the Cointreauteese.
Mr. Pearl is probably the friend I have that I'm asked about
the most. Amongst corset-wearers and makers alike, he is
legend. He's famous for making the most extravagant of
corsetry for the haute couture in Paris. He is recluse. He
doesn't do interviews. No one on the face of the planet can
do what he does, or even figure out how he does what he
does! He is responsible for the most important corsets made,
from the most iconic Thierry Mugler pieces, complicated
McQueen corsets and more. Now, you see, Mr. Pearl adores
violets. He always brings me a bunch of violets when they
are in season in the winter. He always smells of violets. He
LOVES violet anything! My Cointreauteese cocktail was
created as a tribute to him, with the essence of violet, so
I mix the perfumed cocktail for us. I'm wearing a sleek
Hervé L. LeRoux dress of deep plum jersey. I've been having
a love affair with the work of Mr. LeRoux. Mr LeRoux is
formerly Hervé Leger, creator of the bandage dress. He's one
of those designers that lost his name and has moved on to
re-form his house, and he's been dressing me in his haute
couture grecian goddess dresses for almost all my red carpet
events and photoshoots lately. His boutique is just next to
La Duree here in Paris, so it's a favorite past time for me,
to drop in on him and model dresses for him all day, then
have lunch at La Duree. This plum dress is exquisite, with
the jersey pin-tucked onto the curve-shaping bandage
foundations he made famous. The front has a draped swag at
the hip, which reminds me of the most coveted Madame Gres
gowns from the 40s. I wear a simple black face veil from
Stephen Jones to hide my eyes, because I'm having a bit of
an allergy attack, what with all that dusting I did this
afternoon! I wear my signature Secrets in Lace stockings in
smoke grey with black french heels and seams, and black
python Louboutin pumps. I wear a vintage Lilli Ann "princess
coat" from the 50s that I bought on Ebay. I collect these
nipped-waisted full skirted coats, and I've been snapping
them up for years since I discovered the various similarly
flattering designs she did in the 50s. I push up the sleeves
and wear it with black suede elbow length gloves. The collar
flips up dramatically, and I could even flip it up so that
only my eyes peek out! THIS is what I love about
vintage...the drama! We are off to the ballet to see the
great ballerina Marie Agnes Gillot dance the role of
Cinderella in the Nureyev production, which is set in 30s
era Hollywood. Divine, dancing, divine sets...but Mr. Pearl,
who has worked with the ballet creating some of the most
glorious jeweled tutus EVER does not approve of the all-too
prevalent use of lycra and unitards. Nor do I. But Marie
Agnes is astonishing, and the orchestra is enveloping.
When I get home, I slip into a 1920s black lace slip with little
peach silk ribbon rosettes embroidered onto it. Yes, I'm in
bed alone, but life's too short not to do what you can to
feel good, no?
December 13th
This afternoon I visit with my friend Betony Vernon in her
beautiful secret lair which is dubbed "Eden". Betony is a
sensualist in the highest sense of the word, an unbelievable
beauty and talent, an amazonian redhead that is the epitome
of both elegance and eroticism. She is my seduction and sex-
guru. On this afternoon, I am picking up a ring that she has
made for me, a ring of platinum and pearls which looks
sublimely glamorous and sophisticated, yet doubles as an
erotic accoutrement. I just love disguised objects of
fetishism. Betony is the master of this art. Or shall I
say..."Mistress"? I'm wearing my "V.I.P." coat from my Muse
clothing collection. I love this coat, it's a bit of a
tribute to my favorite full-skirted Lilli Ann 50s coats. My
idea in designing it was to have the perfect coat-dress for
any season, but I also wanted it to wear with nothing but
stockings and garters on for a cut-to-the-chase seduction
moment. It's "Betony-approved" and I slip on my new ring and
wonder when I will decide to use it first.
Later on, my friend Alexis Mabille comes over to do a fitting for the
tuxedo he has designed for the latest incarnation of my
martini glass act. The tux is fitted over a very tight,
sculptural Mr. Pearl corset, so it takes many fittings and
toiles to get the fit just right. We started the process
earlier in the fall, and it should be ready by in January.
Haute couture takes time!
After the fitting, Alexis and I go
to dinner together, but I've also got a romantic rendezvous
organized with a special someone afterwards, so I choose a
simple black dress with black lingerie from my Von Follies
collection which comes out next spring. Ladies, listen up!
Black stockings and garters are THE best example of exactly
how to be both elegant and erotic at the same time. I'm
still surprised to hear men say things like "I've never
actually seen these in real life before..." So, please,
girls, show him something he's never seen before, because I
can't get to all of them. And it's more economical than
pantyhose anyway! Run one stocking and you just switch it
out for another from that second package you were so wise to
buy, but run those pantyhose and you're screwed! Straight to
the trash with those luxurious and expensive pantyhose you
bought! The dress I wear is vintage, probably 60s, and it's
a perfect black sheath dress that I had tailored to
perfection, and it has an adorable "Made in the USA" label
that says "Mam'selle". Perfect for Paris, non? I wear sky-
high black silk Louboutins that have round toes and ankle
straps. There's something about ankle straps that make me
feel especially salacious...they remind me of Helmut Newton
models and high paid-call girls. That red sole only adds to
the fantasy. I'm fairly certain there isn't a high-paid call
girl in the world that doesn't own a pair of Louboutins.
It's Helmut Newton's fault that I have an obsession with
what high-paid call girls might wear.
Anyway, I would love
to tell you more about my night, but I can't, so my "What I
Wore" week concludes right here with black seamed stockings
and garters, the very foundation of my wardrobe!
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